CINCO DE MAYO…

i woke up this morning with my vibrator underneath my tailbone. kind of like the princess and the pea story. except it was a vibrator and there weren’t any mattresses between me and her. just bone and skin and hard plastic. opened up my laptop and there was an email… 

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SUPERVERT…

i was introduced to Supervert through my friend Kris. it’s hedonistic, perverse, and intelligent. a perfect blend. add some boiling water and i’d drink that tea.