i’m doing a juice cleanse. i have a headache. i am both thirsty and have to pee all the time which is just a cruel combination. and i’m fucking starving. and depressed. i’m depressed that i don’t have dinner to look forward to. i always look forward to dinner. and lunch. and breakfast. before i go to bed i look forward to my coffee and oatmeal. or peanut butter banana toast. today i had lunch with a client. well, i had my sweet potato juice. he had french toast with butter and real maple syrup, fruit salad, and a side of turkey sausage. and a cappuccino. i jazzed up my chamomile tea with two lemons. really living out loud today. one of my favorite things about new york is the food. i can eat whatever the fuck i want, whenever the fuck i want it. it’s the best thing on earth. as i slam my dandelion celery parsley ginger apple juice. i have such an exciting evening ahead of me. liquid salad in a cup. Con made a delicious watermelon salsa with salty corn chips for Eric and i yesterday. we then ordered thai food, and ate easter sugar cookies. jesus, i think i’ll just go to bed early.